People like me who have no-way out from a nagging fiancee wonder why it had to happen?![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
Regards
Akash
Regards
Akash
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Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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Hay bro , if your fiancee read your post, you will realize how wonders happen
Even if she reads it, No wonder, she'll think of what wonders am I wondering about here?![[embarass]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Embarass.gif "Embarass [embarass]")
If she learns of the wonder I am wondering about, it will be a wonderful thing to not let such wonders happen again!
Regards
Akash
If she learns of the wonder I am wondering about, it will be a wonderful thing to not let such wonders happen again!Regards
Akash
Actually you are an exception buddy, but people like me wonder why "those" wonderful wonders happened! Can't explain details dear you know!
Regards
Akash
Regards
Akash
Actually you are an exception buddy, but people like me wonder why "those" wonderful wonders happened! Can't explain details dear you know!
Regards
Akash
Regards
Akash
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Re: Wierd and Funny Non-Automotive Pics
Not as funny but just a random pic I got off the net...![[:)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Smile.gif "Smile [:)]")
Not as funny but just a random pic I got off the net...
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Buddies,
A sure shot way to take a sweet revenge from a non-petrol head girl-friend/ wife!![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
Link
Regards
Akash
A sure shot way to take a sweet revenge from a non-petrol head girl-friend/ wife!
Link
Regards
Akash
Buddies,
What's the difference between Hypnotism and Marriage? The husband asks his wife.
So, Wife replies "To make someone perform as per your wish and command"
Husband says, I am asking about Hypnotism and not Marriage!
In short, There is no difference in Marriage and Hypnotism! Either ways, the husband has to work as per wife's command and fulfill her endless wishes!
Regards
Akash
What's the difference between Hypnotism and Marriage? The husband asks his wife.
So, Wife replies "To make someone perform as per your wish and command"
Husband says, I am asking about Hypnotism and not Marriage!
In short, There is no difference in Marriage and Hypnotism! Either ways, the husband has to work as per wife's command and fulfill her endless wishes!
Regards
Akash
Hyundai's new ad (mind you, this is true):
"A father
...
A Son
...
A Boat
...
And A mother
Life is brilliant"
(because it's usually said that Hyundai cars handle like a boat)
"A father
...
A Son
...
A Boat
...
And A mother
Life is brilliant"
(because it's usually said that Hyundai cars handle like a boat)
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.
-----------------------------------
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
-----------------------------------
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
-------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
-----------------------------------
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
-----------------------------------
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
-----------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
-----------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
-----------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
-----------------------------------
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
-----------------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!
bcoz it means...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.
-----------------------------------
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
-----------------------------------
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
-------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
-----------------------------------
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
-----------------------------------
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
-----------------------------------
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
-----------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
-----------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
-----------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
-----------------------------------
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
-----------------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!
OMG. How did I miss this fabulous thread? Went thro' only the last 4 pages, but spent more than 45 minutes enjoying. A big ![[clap]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Clap.gif "Clap [clap]")
to all contributors. In the post above, "I Luv u too" and "Onety One" by Releesh are superb. Rajinikanth jokes a few pages earlier had the family LOL repeatedly. After reading so many Rajini jokes I decided to honour thalaivar with a self made one. Can't we classify this as a joke?
The only thing in the world NOT possible for Rajinikanth is:
.
.
.
.
.
.
to say or write "I Cannot".
How is that (Idhu eppadi irrukku) Rascal?
to all contributors. In the post above, "I Luv u too" and "Onety One" by Releesh are superb. Rajinikanth jokes a few pages earlier had the family LOL repeatedly. After reading so many Rajini jokes I decided to honour thalaivar with a self made one. Can't we classify this as a joke?The only thing in the world NOT possible for Rajinikanth is:
.
.
.
.
.
.
to say or write "I Cannot".
How is that (Idhu eppadi irrukku) Rascal?
Best Wife bashing jokes of 2014
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
;A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
;Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Man: Why is your wife shouting at you?
Friend: Instead of posting her photo in Whatsapp, I uploaded her photo in olx.
------
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.
Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.
Lady: You must be an engineer.
Man: How do you know?
Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.
Engineer: You must be in Top Management.
Lady: Ya. How do you know?
Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!
A must read for all working professionals
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
;A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
;Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Man: Why is your wife shouting at you?
Friend: Instead of posting her photo in Whatsapp, I uploaded her photo in olx.
------
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.
Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.
Lady: You must be an engineer.
Man: How do you know?
Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.
Engineer: You must be in Top Management.
Lady: Ya. How do you know?
Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!
A must read for all working professionals
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Buddy, Have you made an effort to show this post to your wife? For sure you'll be in for "surprises"![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
over the weekend!
If it's possible then your post should be converted into a proper thread titled as:
"Getting Married: Please Read Before Proceeding"![[glasses]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Glasses.gif "Glasses [glasses]")
I will keep this post as a MS Word Document for my fiancee!
You have shared "Harsh Realities of a Married man's life"
Regards
Akash
over the weekend!If it's possible then your post should be converted into a proper thread titled as:
"Getting Married: Please Read Before Proceeding"
I will keep this post as a MS Word Document for my fiancee!
You have shared "Harsh Realities of a Married man's life"
Regards
Akash