Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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on behalf of gears! i hope he doesn't mind but i couldnt resist it!
2 Judwa bache Apne Kamre Me Bethe The
1Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha
2nd Udaas Tha
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rhe Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla diya....
sorry for hindi.
on behalf of gears! i hope he doesn't mind but i couldnt resist it!
2 Judwa bache Apne Kamre Me Bethe The
1Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha
2nd Udaas Tha
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rhe Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla diya....
sorry for hindi.
My FB status!!! Aaahahahahaaa..
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Nokia will launch "Rajni" series in 2011 with 99 sims at a time, 777 TB Memory, 800 MegaPixel Camera, T.V., Fridge, AC, sportsCar ..all in mobile....
Hurray!!!......
Nokia will launch "Rajni" series in 2011 with 99 sims at a time, 777 TB Memory, 800 MegaPixel Camera, T.V., Fridge, AC, sportsCar ..all in mobile....
Hurray!!!......
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over-Speeding!!!
Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
His friend said, "Sure."
So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend, "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 kmph. Banta was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Honda came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Maruti forgot all about Banta and his bicycle and took to drag racing the Honda.
A little further down the road sat Officer Santa in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 100 kmph.
He called into headquarters on his radio, "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Honda and a Maruti racing out here on Highway 22, and there's a guy on a cycle ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
His friend said, "Sure."
So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend, "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 kmph. Banta was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Honda came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Maruti forgot all about Banta and his bicycle and took to drag racing the Honda.
A little further down the road sat Officer Santa in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 100 kmph.
He called into headquarters on his radio, "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Honda and a Maruti racing out here on Highway 22, and there's a guy on a cycle ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
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ah this joke is old. it is actually happening in USA with a Corvette and Porsche.
ah this joke is old. it is actually happening in USA with a Corvette and Porsche.
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Who Is The Most HARDWorkiNg Guy iN MTV Roadies Xcept Raghu, Rajeev N RaNvijay??
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The 1 Who operates d BEEP #### BUTTON...!!
Who Is The Most HARDWorkiNg Guy iN MTV Roadies Xcept Raghu, Rajeev N RaNvijay??
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The 1 Who operates d BEEP #### BUTTON...!!
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There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks.
"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."
"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the driver replies.
"HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
"What happened to her?" the officer asks.
"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160."
There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks.
"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."
"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the driver replies.
"HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
"What happened to her?" the officer asks.
"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160."
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Just have a look at this, Guess its from Peugeot
YouTube - how indians make cars
Just have a look at this, Guess its from Peugeot
YouTube - how indians make cars
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ROFL nice one
ROFL nice one
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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