Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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definitly beautiful and looks mighty too..i meant "scare " in a sense nobody is gonna take chances on the road when one like these are watching you. just imagine how long one can keep ahead with this beauty behind chasing ....busted!!!
blowing horn ..
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These are some of the jokes that I came across, w.r.t our very own Rajinikanth.
> Rajini can do 0 to 100kmph in 0 seconds
> Rajini has 5 gears for reverse in his car
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> Rajini once adopted two elephants, two camels and two horses from a zoo!
Y?
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coz he wanted to play Chess.
> Rajini can do 0 to 100kmph in 0 seconds
> Rajini has 5 gears for reverse in his car
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> Rajini once adopted two elephants, two camels and two horses from a zoo!
Y?
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coz he wanted to play Chess.
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sorry for hindi, but this is funny!
Santa
k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga
Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.Dukandar ne Kaha Ye
LATEST Hai. :-)
one more:
Do you know why a santa kept the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Santa
k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga
Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.Dukandar ne Kaha Ye
LATEST Hai. :-)
one more:
Do you know why a santa kept the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
lol now any one can see santa
one more that just occured:
my mom called a bentley continental supersports a over sized Mini Cooper!! :P
my mom called a bentley continental supersports a over sized Mini Cooper!! :P
hahaha!!
Guyz if you want more Rajnikant jokes just let meknow... I receive 'n' numbers of those jokes from my friends. Earlier there was craze for SantaBanta; then came CID and now Rajni...
Guyz if you want more Rajnikant jokes just let meknow... I receive 'n' numbers of those jokes from my friends. Earlier there was craze for SantaBanta; then came CID and now Rajni...
budha said "change must come from within yourself"
Great line:
" Change can't be given to you every time,
U only must bring the change"
said by...........
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CHANDRAPPAN
( KSRTC Bus Conductor -KERALA )
( now read once more)
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Galileo studied under table lamp
Graham bell used candle light
Shakespere studied in street lights
Rajnikanth studied under agarbatti light
Great line:
" Change can't be given to you every time,
U only must bring the change"
said by...........
* *
*. *
*. *
*. *
*. *
*. *
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CHANDRAPPAN
( KSRTC Bus Conductor -KERALA )
( now read once more)
-----------Next Post-----------
Galileo studied under table lamp
Graham bell used candle light
Shakespere studied in street lights
Rajnikanth studied under agarbatti light
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Re: The Jokes Thread
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Boy & girl garden me baithe the...
Girl-koi aisi baat karo ki Mere diL ki dhadkan Tej ho jaye
Boy-bhag Shiv sena wale aa Rahe hai...