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Got this as an SMS! No offense meant!


There are two kinds of road in America "National and International"

In India too there are two kinds of roads.

"Under construction and Take diversion".
 

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I just made this one up.

Ultimate Torture is when your Birthday is one day after your result

PS: this is happening to me. My result on 16th, birthday on 17th.
I am devastated..[cry]
 
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here are some:
Man in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Man: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

>Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Manager asked man at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? man replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
 
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Okey guyz, no offence here:

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to
see the loan-officer.

He says he is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
of security for such a loan, so the man hands over
the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in
front of the bank.

Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral forthe loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's under
ground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the
$5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says," We are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why
would you bother to borrow $5,000 ."


The Indian replied,






"Where else in New York can I
park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks ?" [lol]



Cheers !!!!!!
Indians are Indian.....
Smart brains...!!!!
 
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Driving styles

DRIVING STYLES Around the World:


One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney

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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan

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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
- Boston

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Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror...
- New York

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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat...
- Italy

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One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on break,
eyes on standing females/eyes on females in next car,
- Welcome to India !!![embarass]
 

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A husband and wife were arguing over sum issue, after much of discussion, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy? Argument ends..



Another one:

A few things American movies taught us-
1.Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu
2.More than 50% of the US population are FBI/CIA agents,maybe working or undercover.
3.The purpose of school system in USA is to promote basketball.
5.Alliens have special intrest in attacking USA.
 
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A husband and wife were arguing over sum issue, after much of discussion, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy? Argument ends..



Another one:

A few things American movies taught us-
1.Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu
2.More than 50% of the US population are FBI/CIA agents,maybe working or undercover.
3.The purpose of school system in USA is to promote basketball.
5.Alliens have special intrest in attacking USA.

hahahahahahahah that is so true Vijay!!! [lol]
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here is one!
Couple of FUNNY TRUTHS about life : # Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. # Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. # They call our language the mother tongue because the father never gets chance to speak. # Money can never buy love but you pay dearly for it..☺
 
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hahahahahahahah that is so true Vijay!!! [lol]
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here is one!
Couple of FUNNY TRUTHS about life : # Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. # Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. # They call our language the mother tongue because the father never gets chance to speak. # Money can never buy love but you pay dearly for it..☺
yeah very true archie.[evil]
 
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I heard some joke related to CWG some time back.

A 100m race was about to happen. There was a board placed aside of the track holding a message ' RUN SLOW, MEN AT WORK'.[lol]
 
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Nice one MArun.
Here's a wacky incident. Some idiotic cabbie pulled next to us at a signal and banged my door with his hand. I put down my window and he started saying "Don't make your car dance" in Singular in Kannada. Dad couldn't react as he doesn't know Kannada. I was aghast and could have scolded him in Namma Kannada :biggrin:, but chose to put my finger to my lips, gave out a loud SSHHHHHHH with a comical expression :biggrin:, and put up my glass. You guys should have seen the expression on his face! He started shouting, but unfortunately for him, the signal turned green and we drove off, all of us laughing our heads off. He tried stopping beside us at the next signal, but couldn't, and in my rear-view mirror while cruising later, I saw him frowning. Had I not been in a jolly mood, I might've given him a mouthful instead.
 

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