Ha ha 38th point is quite hilarious , it happens sometimes for me too. I have personally seen some bikers fighting with the car drivers for splashing water on their clothes. That is why i use the windshield washer only whenever there is nobody around my car!
I too use my washer only when no one is around. Otherwise I have seen so many times the car in front will wash its windshield but the water is sprayed all over around rather than on the windshield itself