The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- The Tender one
- the Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was her mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother in law came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Pappu Electrician”
Beggar : "What Sir, Only Rs.1... Why this partiality sir? You gave my friend Rs.10 at last traffic light"
Man in the car : "How did you know it?"
Beggar : "He has sent me Whatsapp message with your car number. We are all members of same Whataspp group"
My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...
I asked him: being a CA, why are you putting your thumb impression,instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, looking at your marks,the teacher should not think that i am educated..