Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor


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The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:

- The Tender one
- the Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was her mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother in law came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Pappu Electrician”
 

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Husband's True Value in the mind of his Wife

World's most charming Dude: Her Brother

World's most amazing person: Her Mom

World's most caring person: Her Sister

World's best friend: Her childhood friend

Her B.A.E: Her Morning Walk friend

Her Best Confidant: Her Cousin

The most clever person: Her Aunt

World's most Jealous person: Her Sister-in-law

World's most nagging person: Her Mother-in-law

World's biggest looser & headache: Her Brother-in-law

Finally!

World's most incompetent, insensitive, illogical, unreasonable person: Does it even need to be told???

Inviting the comments on the above from our married folks here and from @Nanofreak, @Gear Head-2 & @Furious Driver!!

Regards

Akash
 
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World's most amazing person: Her Mom

Above sentence still stands true according to HER even if is modified as,

World's most amazing, guiding, mentoring, free with lots of time, always available, knowledgeable, decision maker, instructor.....and what not : Her Mom

And, World's most poor, helpless (bechaara) and reliable person : Her Dad [lol]
 
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Parents asked college watchman,"Is this a good college?"

Watch man: "probably the best. I did my engineering here & got campus placement"
 
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My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...
I asked him: being a CA, why are you putting your thumb impression,instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, looking at your marks,the teacher should not think that i am educated..[;)]
 
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