The moron who threw it on the road and his dad will be remembered. Amen.
Or the recent rainwater dislodging it off from initial position (maybe initially it might have been on the side of the road).
I know how you will feel when you are going out with an engagement or errand , and you get a puncture, but that doesn't mean you can talk bad about another person. You may curse your luck. You can ask whether had it been me , who had put that there, as I reacted to this statement.