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Car Jokes & Funny Stickers
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Here are more Skoda jokes.
Why does a Skoda have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you push it!
What do you call a Skoda with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheelbarrow!
How do you make a Skoda go faster than a Ferrari?
Give the Skoda a headstart as you drive them over a cliff!
What information is contained in the Skoda owner's manual?
The Bus Timetable!
Skodas now come with airbags. The instructions say "In case of accident, start blowing"
Theres a new 16 valve Skoda - 12 in the radio and 4 in the engine!
But these were the jokes I came across as a kid and belonged to the late eighties and early nineties. They have come a long way now and the cars are much better.
Check out the 1987 Skoda Favorit. The Skodas of that time were pretty oddballish and funny.
Why does a Skoda have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm when you push it!
What do you call a Skoda with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheelbarrow!
How do you make a Skoda go faster than a Ferrari?
Give the Skoda a headstart as you drive them over a cliff!
What information is contained in the Skoda owner's manual?
The Bus Timetable!
Skodas now come with airbags. The instructions say "In case of accident, start blowing"
Theres a new 16 valve Skoda - 12 in the radio and 4 in the engine!
But these were the jokes I came across as a kid and belonged to the late eighties and early nineties. They have come a long way now and the cars are much better.
Check out the 1987 Skoda Favorit. The Skodas of that time were pretty oddballish and funny.
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There is even one doing the rounds with my senior at work, When ever he buys a new car. The other lawyers at our Bar Association says,Oh so that car's gonna go out of production. Good dont anyone buy one now.
I dont know how but the car will be out of production or atleast be a flop in a year or two after my senior buys one.
Examples. My senior gets a Peugeot 309. Rest you know.
He gets an Uno. same story.
Ok he buys an Astra. There it becomes named as Ashtrays even.
Ford Escort comes next. That too bombs.
Fiat Sienna... Kaboom
He bought an Octavia in 2006. And there it continues
I dont know why and how,but whatever car my senior purchases,its bound to go bust with the company. And whenever he buys a new car. People start to say my senior is some sort of bad omen.. for the car companies that is.![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
I dont know how but the car will be out of production or atleast be a flop in a year or two after my senior buys one.
Examples. My senior gets a Peugeot 309. Rest you know.
He gets an Uno. same story.
Ok he buys an Astra. There it becomes named as Ashtrays even.
Ford Escort comes next. That too bombs.
Fiat Sienna... Kaboom
He bought an Octavia in 2006. And there it continues
I dont know why and how,but whatever car my senior purchases,its bound to go bust with the company. And whenever he buys a new car. People start to say my senior is some sort of bad omen.. for the car companies that is.
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What car he have between the Astra and Octy, BTW? A Baleno Alutra?
I know one Skoda joke too. Don't remember where I heard it.
"A man's Skoda gets stolen, and he promptly reports to the Police. In turn, the Police fine him for trying to waste their time!!"
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There is even one doing the rounds with my senior at work, When ever he buys a new car. The other lawyers at our Bar Association says,Oh so that car's gonna go out of production. Good dont anyone buy one now.
I dont know how but the car will be out of production or atleast be a flop in a year or two after my senior buys one.
Examples. My senior gets a Peugeot 309. Rest you know.
He gets an Uno. same story.
Ok he buys an Astra. There it becomes named as Ashtrays even.
Ford Escort comes next. That too bombs.
Fiat Sienna... Kaboom
He bought an Octavia in 2006. And there it continues
I dont know why and how,but whatever car my senior purchases,its bound to go bust with the company. And whenever he buys a new car. People start to say my senior is some sort of bad omen.. for the car companies that is.
I dont know how but the car will be out of production or atleast be a flop in a year or two after my senior buys one.
Examples. My senior gets a Peugeot 309. Rest you know.
He gets an Uno. same story.
Ok he buys an Astra. There it becomes named as Ashtrays even.
Ford Escort comes next. That too bombs.
Fiat Sienna... Kaboom
He bought an Octavia in 2006. And there it continues
I dont know why and how,but whatever car my senior purchases,its bound to go bust with the company. And whenever he buys a new car. People start to say my senior is some sort of bad omen.. for the car companies that is.
Ohh , we have a man exactly as this. His first car was a fiat padmini , that company came to an end , he sold that and got a small car matiz , that came to an end just after 4 months after he bough it. later on he was planning to buy a palio 1.9d , but before buying fiat was in trouble and stopped that .
He got a scorpio for his son , that particular model(turbo non crdi stopped)- less effect on his son.
Now he is planning to buy a indica! dont know what is gonna happen to tata!
![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
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Bumper sticker: "I'm Rich- My car runs on Petrol & I make more than 31 Rs. a day"!
Now Volkswagen India makes a subtle allusion to it on their Facebook page.
'Thus Auto’ image of a humble Indian auto rickshaw managed to enter social media space in a big way last week.
www.rushlane.com/volkswagen-india-thus-auto-das-auto-12135895.html#5IpZb83F2Atd6sqP.99
'Thus Auto’ image of a humble Indian auto rickshaw managed to enter social media space in a big way last week.
www.rushlane.com/volkswagen-india-thus-auto-das-auto-12135895.html#5IpZb83F2Atd6sqP.99
Buddies here are some pics clicked by me in Delhi and Mumbai!
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Buddies,
Spotted this Maruti Swift at a traffic signal in Noida today. The car in flesh looked too tacky with so many stickers, wrap and chrome. I simply don't like the door stickers of this car.
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Spotted this Maruti Swift at a traffic signal in Noida today. The car in flesh looked too tacky with so many stickers, wrap and chrome. I simply don't like the door stickers of this car.
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Akash
Buddies,
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Akash
Since when did Toyota Fortuner became a GT??
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Akash