This was a real conversation that happened over a few months with a girl i know. Mods feel free to move it to right thread if better suited elsewhere.
Almost a year ago met this girl on FaceBook whose family was know to us & i had met her few years back ago also. So we exchanged numbers after a while but we dint talk much until a few months ago.
The girl : So you must love cars as most guys love cars & bikes alot.
Me : Ya i love cars sadly not in a position to put money where my heart is & buy cars which i dream of,got to invest Blah blah blah......
The girl : Yes you cant put all your money on a car,so what are you planning to buy next?
Me : Maybe a jeep type for agriculture use or SUV like Fortuner not yet decided! But my dream is to own a sports car called the Nissan GTR.
The girl : Yes i love the Fortuner also. Well am sure you will own a nice car etc etc
Me : Thank you etc etc (just being casual making small talk)
The girl : Oh ya my forgot to tell you my parents are getting a sports car!
Me : Whoa !! Really? which one?
The girl : I dont remember the name properly they were talking about it.
Me : Your not pulling my leg know (although she did sound serious),is it a Porsche? Did you hear your family mention that name?
The girl : No i tell you truth but i dint hear them mention that name.
Me : Hmmm is it a BMW Z4 or a Mercedes SL or something?
The girl : I know Mercedes,BMW its none of those brands i think.
So a month odd passes and we speak again & conversation shifts to her parents sports car.
Me : So when is the sports car arriving ,did you ask your parents which car it is? I still cant believe your parents want a sports car living in a rural area. ( although their home was far from Bangalore it was close to a Highway which had well manicured roads.)
The girl : Oh i am sorry forgot to ask the name again been busy with my exams will ask when i go home. But car is coming soon i think, They have to pick it up from a show room in Bangalore. ( She was a student away from home & totally believable with what she said)
Me : (By now i really cant help it i want to know what car it is) Are you sure its not a Porsche,please tell me its a Nissan GTR atleast? ( Her family had decent income so i was sure it could be a car around the 1 crore mark,maybe her parents were having a mid life crisis & want to feel young again!)
The Girl : No its not those car names, I will let you know when i find out.
A month odd passes & once in a while i would remember & it would eat my brain which god damn sports car is this girls parents getting? Damn these girls not interested in cars & that to a sports car! If it was a guy he would not only know the name but even the tire size on the car. The suspense was exciting me & killing me when ever i would remember it.
By now a month odd had passed i called her & phone is off.Now i was really frustrated & found her Facebook account also not there. I was like damn it where is this girl & the sports car suspense is killing me. Damn this curious mind of mine!
A few days later & her phone is back on & we manage to speak again!
Me :(Sounding a bit frustrated)
Where were you all these days you disappeared ?
The girl : Oh ya parents dint want me to use phone & be online cause studies were suffering.
Me : Oh I see,totally understandable! Hmmmm so whats up with your parents Sports car I am dying to know which car is it?
The girl : Oh ya they are picking it up next week from Bangalore it seems. Its called a Pajero Sport !
And we never spoke again. The end !