Read this long back, but saw it now in Google Plus. Ideal for TAI
. MISSING WIFE
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife:
Husband : My wifewife went shopping in my car, but,hasn't returned yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : Average, I guess.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?.
Husband : Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : Color of eyes?
Husband : Could be Brown. Or is it Black?
Inspector : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure, could be a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was there anyone with her and who was driving the car ?
Husband : She was alone and driving my Car.
Inspector : Which car?
Husband : Black Audi A8 withwith supercharged 3 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power coupled to an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights and has a very fine scratch on the front left door.
Then the husband started ... 😧😧😧😧😧
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your Car soon.
Men are MEN. PS:
I've not verified the specs of A8.