Okey guyz, no offence here:
An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to
see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
of security for such a loan, so the man hands over
the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in
front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral forthe loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's under
ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says," We are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why
would you bother to borrow $5,000 ."
The Indian replied,
"Where else in New York can I
park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks ?"
Indians are Indian.....