Originally Posted by gears1313
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?...
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!
Haha,this joke was quite common those days..
Instead we used to tell the jokes by replacing boy and girl by the names of our classmates.. Some from my side:-
Boy to another boy:Dude,why are you proposing that girl,she already has a boyfriend.
Everyone can sit on an empty chair but real joy is in sitting the chair after making the sat person stand... Engineer's jokes:-
Target-30(every engineering student knows it)..
1 May to 30th may(imaginary dates).
EPL(ENGINEERING PREMIER LEAGUE)
The biggest LAST NIGHT READERS..
Don't miss it..
If electrical engineers will make films then the names will be:-
1):Current ho na ho.
2):Jaanam supply karo.
3):Circuit waale inductor le jayenge.
4):Kabhi AC kabhi DC.
5):Hamara IC apke pass hai.
6):FUSE LAGAYA TOH DARNA KYA.
7):Capacitor no. 1.
8):Hum signal de chuke sanam.
9):FUSE TOH UDNA HI THA..
Which line is used very often when we are with friends??
Oye,everyone keep silent,no abusive language "there is a phone call from home"..
Here are some lines from one of my favorite songs(dedicated to our trapped in love and married members):- Sher Sa Tanke Tha Jeeta, Yaar Mere Mainnu Kainde Cheeta..
O Toh Supankha Lagdi Hai, Jo Kadi Lagdi Si Sita..
Apne Ghar Mein Kaid Hua Toh Ye Samajh Mein Aaya Re..
Main Jise Bulbul Samjhaa Tha, Wo Aise Naag Ka Saaya..
Ke Jinda Koi Nai Bach Paaya..
Dil Da Kamra Jad Si Tha Khali, Ros Goanda Reha Kawali....
Ek Haath Se Hi Bajti Thi Kitne Taal Mein Meri Taali.. Ab Gali Sunti Hai Saari, Shor Aisa chaaya Hai...
Usne Ghar Wich Aake Mera, Aisa Band Bajaaya...
Ki Mujhpe Hasta Hai Mera Saaya...