Husband shares his dreams with wife!
Husband: Last night I dreamed of an increment!
Wife: Wow! I'll buy a necklace with it.
Husband: Last night I saw we went on 2nd honeymoon.
Wife: Blushed and shy!
Husband: All sweaty! Last Night I saw a bad dream
Wife: What happened?
Husband: I saw graves, ghosts, clowns, bats
Wife: No Problem, today, see my face and then go to sleep. You'll have a nice sleep.
Husband: I don't think it will help
Wife: Why (in anger)?
Husband: Because.... Husband says: I saw your face last night too and see nightmares came! Next DAY!
Wife: I want divorce.
Husband: So that, you can torture me again in my dreams!
Wife: Do you have a choice?
Husband: I'll prefer a Divorce!
Wife: Why (Shocked)?
Husband: Atleast in my dreams, I can raise my voice and argue with you!
Moral: A Married man sacrifices the right to common sense, right to voice his opinion, right to say No, and most importantly, right to peace of mind.