Your handle reminds me of these lines from Rambo 3:
Moussa: You do not look like men Griggs sent before. You not look like you are with military.
Rambo: I'm not.
Moussa: What you are? Mercenary?
Rambo: No.
Moussa: You're not with military, not mercenary - what you are? Lost tourist?
Rambo: I'm no tourist. I'm indianrambo
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Welcome to The Automotive India! Now that you have landed, don't take off anytime soon and have a great time here

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And oh, someone forgot to tell Chiranjeevi that plagiarism is so passè:
Regards,
Sam